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A whole new world of Aladdin quotes – here is some background.
Aladdin is a 1992 American animated feature film produced by Walt Disney Feature Animation and released by Walt Disney Pictures. The 31st Disney animated feature film, Aladdin is based on the Arabic folktale of Aladdin and the Magic Lamp from One Thousand and One Nights.
The storyline follows street urchin Aladdin, who finds a lamp containing a genie who grants him three wishes, which he uses to win the heart of Princess Jasmine. Have you seen this amazing movie? If so, you’ll love these genie quotes! And if not, what are you waiting for? It’s a must-watch! Genie has some great one-liners in this movie that will make you laugh out loud. Check them out below!
In ‘Aladdin (1992)’ and ‘Aladdin and the King of Thieves the Genie was voiced by Robin Williams. However in ‘The Return of Jafar’ the Genie was voiced by Dan Castellaneta.
When it comes to it’s hard to top those of the Genie. Robin Williams brought so much hilarity to the character and his lines are some of the most memorable in the movie. Here are some of our favorites:
Genie Quotes:
- “Uh, Princess Jasmine, you’re very …” – Aladdin
- “Wonderful, magnificent, glorious, punctual!” – Genie
- “Punctual!” – Aladdin
- “Aw Al, I’m getting kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I want to pick out curtains or anything” – Genie
- “Oh! All of ya! Come over here, big group hug! Group hug! Do you mind if I kiss the monkey? Ooh, hairball!” – Genie
- “Hey, It’s Only An Eternity Of Servitude. This Is Love. Al, you’re not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I’ve looked.” – Genie
- “The ever impressive, the long contained, often imitated, but never duplicated … Genie of the lamp!” – Genie
- “Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck!” – Genie
- “Tonight, the part of Al will be played by a tall, dark, and sinister ugly man” – Genie
- “Yo, Rug man! Haven’t seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel.” – Genie
- “[ As a female flight attendant ]Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don’t stand until the rug has come to a complete stop.” – Genie
- “If you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter. Do you got it?” – Genie
- “Uh, almost. There are a few, uh, provisos, a, a couple of quid pro quos” – Genie
- “Allow me. Ten thousand years in a Cave of Wonders ought to chill him out!” – Genie
- “Al, no problem. You’ve still got one wish left. Just say the word, and you’re a prince again.” – Genie
- “First, that fez-and-vest combo is much too third century.” – Genie
- “You ain’t never had a friend like me.” – Genie
- “One bona fide prince pedigree coming up.” – Genie
- “Say, you’re a lot smaller than my last master.” – Genie
- “Third and final wish.” – Genie
- “Once again, this whole broadcast has been brought to you by sand! It’s everywhere. Get used to it.” – Genie (from the King of Thieves)
- “Rule number one: I can’t kill anybody. [ Cuts his head magically ]So don’t ask. [ Puts head back on magically ] Rule number two: I can’t make anybody fall in love with anyone else. [ Kisses Aladdin on cheek ] You little, put ’em there. Rule number three!: [ Turns green ] I can’t bring people back from the dead… it’s not a pretty picture. I don’t like doing it! Other than that, you got it!” – Genie
- “You little punim there.” – Genie
- “You have been a fabulous audience! Tell you what, you’re the best audience in the whole world. Take care of yourselves! Good night, Alice! Good night, Agrabah! Adios, amigos!” – Genie (Special line after the credits)
Other Character Quotes:
- “For the first time in my life, things are starting to go right” – Aladdin to Genie
- “Hey, I’m a street rat, remember? I’ll improvise.” – Aladdin
- “Slave, I make my third wish. I wish to be an all-powerful genie!” – Jafar to Genie
- “Getting into trouble a little early today, aren’t we, Aladdin?” – Woman
- “Prince Ali Ababwa! Of course! I’m delighted to meet you.” – Sultan
- “Why, Princess Jasmine. What are you doing outside the palace walls? And with this street rat?” – Razoul
- “I’m a fast learner.” – Jasmine
- “Infidels! You have touched the forbidden treasure! Now you will never again see the light of day!” – Cave of Wonders
- “You little fool. You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth. Without the genie, boy. You’re nothing!” – Jafar
That’s all for today, friends! I hope you have enjoyed reading these Aladdin quotes as much as I enjoyed finding and sharing them with you. If you want to see what our other favorite characters can be said, check out our website for more fun content.
If you are wondering where you can meet Aladdin and Jasmine in Disney World – Aladdin and Jasmine can be found in Magic Kingdom near Aladdin’s Magic Carpet Ride or in Epcot’s World showcase near Morocco.
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